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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
Jul 25, 2014 / 43,691 notes

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(via damiancet)

Jul 25, 2014 / 88,847 notes
epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle
Jul 25, 2014 / 84,213 notes

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

(via dwarven-stud-muffin)

Jul 25, 2014 / 10,552 notes
islandofmisfitbloggers:

Bryan Fuller upon admitting that the entire Hannibal show is a fanfic. 
Jul 25, 2014 / 35 notes

islandofmisfitbloggers:

Bryan Fuller upon admitting that the entire Hannibal show is a fanfic. 

(via lucleon)

Jul 25, 2014 / 408,664 notes

allmymetaphors:

whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe 

(via queer0fhearts)

Jul 25, 2014 / 508,133 notes

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Jul 25, 2014 / 14,427 notes

thereal1990s:

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

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